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Caption Competition July
Competitions - 02/07/2009
Each month we post up a picture of Rickie, Melvin and Charlie in some strange situations. Get involved and say what you see.
Post a comment below to tell us what you think is being said in the photo.
The best suggestion will get their name and the winning caption posted right here at the end of the month.
The winner of June’s Caption Competition was Rob C! The llama lives on!
Ricky: Yeah boy! Time to get my munch on…IM H.U.N.G.R.Y!!!!!
Melvin: mate…….yanno I saw that lama from enfield lickin all that food! Why do you think im not eating it?!
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Keep off the Grass? Honest, I haven’t touched any for weeks.
- posted by Rob of Wales on 03/07/09 at 11:30 amI did not mean that sort of weed and you know it!
- posted by Rob of Wales on 03/07/09 at 12:07 pmRicki- Its clear
melvin- should i go yeahh . the worried facee
but thinking charlie get of me you monster
charlie - your not going no where without me im sunburnt and by the looks of it im naked
- posted by Shauna rose may on 03/07/09 at 6:21 pmmelvin: no i stopped breast feeding long time innit ricky…… ricky: i donno mate…im checkin out these weeds they look like high grade to me
- posted by lorraine hammerton on 03/07/09 at 11:02 pmrickie:hey melvin check out the girl’s out ! melvin:i can’t,i got cramp. charlie:don’t cry melvin they not going to see you over the fence anyway.
- posted by trevor on 05/07/09 at 12:58 amMelvin: “If i get threatened that i can’t listen to kiss greatest musci ever again i WILL touch the live wire!!”
Charlie: “*dramatic long slow voice* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!”
- posted by Chris Tower! on 06/07/09 at 7:52 amYeah, it just goes to show nothing beats llama manure
- posted by Rob Pendragon on 06/07/09 at 9:23 am“Don’t walk on the grass”? It’s OK, we’re jumping on it.
- posted by Rob Pendragon on 06/07/09 at 9:40 amRICKY: melv, shes over there, go and ask her out on a date………
MELVIN: no, no, no ricky man, i cant doooo it, save me charlie!
- posted by kirsty singfield on 06/07/09 at 11:03 amyour not getting away wih ut u r getting the wax treatment
- posted by wayne hedges on 07/07/09 at 10:36 pmmy birthday is this month and i will like to win something plzzzzzzzzzzzz pretty plssssssssssssssss
- posted by damilare on 09/07/09 at 5:17 pmluv u guyz thanxs
ricky- quick hide in the bush adam k wont find as here
- posted by ben mew on 10/07/09 at 8:50 ammelvin- i cant im scared of the bush
charlie- you can hold my hand scaredy cat
Sign reads: Warning! enter at your own risk. Clothes must be worn at all times.
Melv: Yo Ricky this stuff looks familiar…
Ricky: Look at the sign Charlie, your on your own!
- posted by Oliver Benwell on 10/07/09 at 7:25 pmCharlie: Look Ricky, as soon as I touch your t-shirt it starts to shrink even more!
Ricky: nooooooooooooo! I can feel it getting tighter!!
Melv: I….I just can’t look…thats waaaaay to tight man…
Sign Reads: “Danger! shrinking t-shirt followed by gun show”
- posted by Dave Willmer on 15/07/09 at 2:07 pmRicky: melv i can see her go now before she makes a move .
- posted by Tanya bell on 15/07/09 at 6:25 pmMelvin:im going in its now or never.
Charlie:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO i need you dont do this to us.
Melvin: CHAAARRRRLIIEEEE……..
Charlie: Whats wrong Melvin?
Melvin: I’ve just saw that lama from enfield on the otherside of this grass heage and it wants to eat after me trying to bover it for the pictures of an animal for WEWANNAWIN :(……. RICKY……..NOOOOOOOOooooooooo!
- posted by Natasha Williams on 16/07/09 at 12:21 pmCHARLIE ITS NOT MINE…………….
- posted by JANINE JACKSON on 16/07/09 at 10:26 pmNOOOOOOO PLEASE I DONT WANT TO GO MUMMY:(
- posted by steven on 17/07/09 at 4:58 pmRicky`Hey Melvin it looks cool in here lots of fit Birds`
Melvin `Please NO NO I dont like birds the sign say KEEP OUT DANGEROUS BIRDS`
Charlie `That aint what you normally say`
- posted by Becci Mclachlan on 17/07/09 at 10:52 pmMelvin: Make a run for it Ricky, one of our listeners sent Charlie a new toy and she’s looking for someone to test it on.
- posted by Mel Wallace on 18/07/09 at 11:35 pmCharlie: There you are boys, i’ve been looking for you everywhere!!!
ricky: ”hey,melv, follow me”
- posted by clara on 21/07/09 at 4:54 pmmelvin: ”yeah ricky im right behind yo-”
(melvin gets cut off)
charlie: ”thought u could get away from me that easily did ya ? muhahaha (evil laugh)”
Charlie…..quick Melv, lets hide!
- posted by Lauren Fitches on 21/07/09 at 7:16 pm“Look lads there’s no way out of the nudist camp so get your kit off!”
- posted by Dawn Greig on 22/07/09 at 5:52 pmmelvin to charlie………. ear do you think it eats thi………….
- posted by ricky b on 22/07/09 at 11:13 pmmelvin= help, that dam lama is chewing my nails, charlie= i’ll pull you outta there melv, ricky= i cant see it, it must be the baby one , you wimp.
- posted by keith cullen on 24/07/09 at 7:58 pmAfter realising that Charlie was not wearing any clothes Melvin and Rikkie were pushed to the edge! Unfortunately for Melvin, Rikkie would rather save himself.
- posted by Rachael on 27/07/09 at 11:23 pmMelvin: I’m gonna get this beast of a poo out one way or another!!
- posted by Sinead on 30/07/09 at 8:31 pmcharlie: melvin it ain’t gonnin’ any where, come on rickie you too.
melvin: no i won’t go it’s my baby can’t you see the resembelance.
rickie: year the llama certanly looks like you
- posted by hannah rais on 02/08/09 at 4:22 pm